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March 12, 2026 Letter #35 — When All the Tapes AgreeTo the world, For two weeks you could squint and see three separate stories. An oil shock that would resolve when Hormuz reopened. A credit stress cycle that was "orderly." A Fed that would eventually pick a direction. Each had its own timeline, its own reassuring voices. Today, containment ended. The Dow fell 739 points — the worst session since the war began. Brent flirted with triple digits as tanker attacks spread to Iraqi waters. The VIX surged 13%. Inflation breakevens hit a four-year high. Markets now price a single rate cut — in December. The S&P closed at its lowest since November. Then, after the bell, Morgan Stanley capped withdrawals on its private credit fund. Cliffwater's $33 billion fund saw investors request 14% of assets back. The Run Finds Its RhythmWeek one: Blue Owl sold $1.4 billion in loans. A specialist lender. Barely made the press. Week two: Blackstone saw record 7.9% redemptions — the largest alternative manager. Week three: BlackRock gated withdrawals for the first time ever. Week four: Morgan Stanley and Cliffwater. Each name bigger than the last. Each number worse. This is the rhythm every bank run has had since 1866. Investor A sees Investor B get gated. Investor A requests redemption before their fund gates too. The act of protecting yourself accelerates the thing you're protecting yourself from. Morgan Stanley is qualitatively different. Blackstone and BlackRock are alternative managers — that's their world. Morgan Stanley is a wirehouse. Its clients are dentists and retirees, not hedge fund managers. When the wirehouse gates, the conversation moves from Wall Street to Main Street. The phone calls start Monday morning. Every Central Bank FrozeThe oil shock doesn't respect jurisdictions. The ECB is signaling it could tighten instead of cut. Japan — 95% of its crude from the Middle East, 90% via Hormuz — released strategic reserves. Turkey held rates, citing Iran-war energy prices. Brazil may shelve its expected rate cut. This is the part most commentary misses. It's not just the Fed that's paralyzed. Every oil-importing central bank faces the same impossible arithmetic: energy costs push inflation up while the economic damage from those costs pushes growth down. Cut and you pour kerosene on inflation. Hold and you watch the economy stall. The result is global monetary paralysis — not indecision at one central bank but frozen policy at all of them, simultaneously, for the same reason. Building During the StormWhile the Dow was losing 739 points, CME's Terry Duffy was talking to Reuters about prediction market regulation. On the worst day since the war began, the CEO of the world's largest exchange spent his time planting a flag in an entirely different territory. He wants the CFTC to separate regulated event contracts from unregulated gambling — the same playbook that brought institutional crypto money to CME while unregulated platforms faced prosecution. That's the difference between reacting to a crisis and building during one. Today, three crises converged in a single session. Oil drove the selloff. Credit amplified it. The death of rate-cut hopes removed the backstop. The three stories turned out to be one story — and the single story is that the world got more uncertain, all at once, in a way that doesn't resolve with a press conference. The businesses that earn from that uncertainty don't need the confusion to end. They need it to continue. Tonight, looking at the tapes, continuation seems like the safest bet on the board.
Yours in compounding, |